Hello, Goodbye - The Beatles

Hello, Goodbye - The Beatles

You say yes,
I say no
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye Goodbye,
bye, bye, bye, bye
Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello Hello Hela,
heba helloa Hela,
heba helloa

Play-A-Day (Day 21)

Lights up on a upscale restruant where in the middle of the stage is a table for two set. In the middle of the table is a small vase with rose in it. A young couple walks in both dressed up very nicely and formally. She is also wearing a fur coat. They approach the table and he pulls out a chair for her to sit and she moves next to it and continues to the other side and begins to remove her coat when the man moves over to help her with it. She keeps it on. They both have a seat.

Man
You look lovely if I may so say.

Woman
What in this? It's just something I threw on last minute.

Man
Well you make it appear ravishing.

Woman
[Bored looking around and signalling a waitor] Waitor! come here please i'd like to order.

Man
Well are you sure we've barely had time to look at the menu?

Woman
[At the waitors arrival] Bought time. I've been waiting forever! Now i'd like a Steak with some potatoes on the side

Man
Are you sure you dont want something smaller?

Woman
Make that two steaks.

Waitor
And for you sir?

Man
Uhmm. I'll have a salad.

Woman laughs a little

Man
So i was thinking maybe we could catch a movie after this?

Woman
I was thinking i'd call it a night

Man
[Becoming irritated] Well are you sure there's nothing you'd like to do?

Woman
[Nonchalantly] Nothing really.

Man
Do you have to be so difficult?

Woman
You are such a sweetheart arn't you?

Man
What?

Woman
I didn't say anything!

Man
I think i'm going to go now.

Woman
[Completely sincerely] Please stay

Man
Well alright.

Woman
[Utter bitch] Why the hell are you still here?

Man
Excuse me? [Now standing]

Woman
No you're not, now sit down!

The man exits offstage in disgust and anger. The waitor arrives with the meal

Waitor
You ordered the two steaks correct ma'am?

Woman
No! What do you think I am? A cow!

Lights fade.